Political jokes

At one time, the American people were given a three-year long vacation from Presidential politics every four years. Once the Presidential election was over, you didn’t have to listen to any more Presidential campaign ads for three whole years. Those were the good old days. Nowadays, Hillary Clinton is already starting up her 2012 Presidential bid, and her first television ad is scheduled to appear the day after the 2008 election.

I am bored with the Presidential campaign. It seems to have been going on as long as John McCain has been alive.

I have timed Obama’a speeches, and he has been saying the word “Change” every 5.1 seconds. If someone else was doing this, it would qualify as a compulsive-obsessive disorder.

If a protestor was not seen or heard by a delegate, or the media, were they still protesting?

Peace and Islam

This was my response to someone who thought that there would be world peace if the entire world converted to Islam.

Even if the entire world converted to Islam, there would still be war and fighting. When the radical Muslims are not bombing and attacking us, they are bombing and attacking other Muslims who they do not believe are Muslim enough. They are like every other religion when they don't have an outside enemy, they fight amoung themselves. The only way there will ever be peace on earth is if it becomes a burnout cinder orbiting the sun.