Superdelegate: An invention of the Democratic Party to soothe the hurt feelings of the non-nominated and to heal the wounds of party infighting; unfortunately, some hope to use them as leverage to bring back cigars and overthrow the results of the Democratic Party’s biggest popularity contest.
Divorce: A method of robbing the worst half to support the better half and their lawyers by dissolving a less-than-perfect marriage.
Vulcan: A stoic from another planet, frequent carriers of the disease of Nerdish Trekkus.
Same-Sex Marriage: A legal procedure that will allow homosexuals to be as miserable and cynical about love as heterosexuals; opposed to by some on religious grounds, the opponents saying that their god does not want sinners to suffer in the same manner as saints.
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